I'm in a random mood - i feel like chocolate tonight!!!

GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!!

Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why is the water red? Oh I've cut myself! Never mind ey!!

College tomorrow - that's a pile of doggy doo!!!

And people closing threads on here cause we've gone off topic - its the bloody cafe - we're meant to go off topic!!!!!!!!! Not as if our post count increases there anyway...

I need a drink!
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Daniel