A man walks into a bar.....

Two men walk into a bar... You'd have thought one of them would have seen it!!!

Exactly! or they would of had some sort of warning saying "Warning! Low hanging bar!". Personal injury claim I would say.

What about the two oranges? They rolled into the bar and one said to the other... your round!

Lol

a bar walks into a man
-silence-

If you see bars walking into men, you may need to see a specialist

In the event of an emergency please contact someone who knows what to do... If you are on a plane and an emergency of the crashing type occurs please follow the following directions:

1.) Buckle your seatbelt.
2.) Pray for forgivness.
3.) Put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye!

two peanuts walking down the street.....one was assaulted (a salted)

Hey Daniel, love the one about the plane and kissing the ass goodbye. I cracked up and laughed for such a long time...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar (at least one of them should have seen it). The Landlord said "What is this, some sort of Joke!?!?"

Thanks swagner!!!

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Lol