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Witness..
An 87 year old woman was called to the stand during a huge murder trial as a witness. The prosecuting attorney approaches her and says, "Mrs. Williams, do you know me?"
"Why yes, Mr. Jones. I know you. I've known you since you were a little boy and frankly, I never thought you'd amount to anything, much less a prosecuting attorney. You've been to juvenile detention centers at least three times, from what I remember. You stole a car when you were twenty. You've been to drug rehab twice and you have four babies with four different mothers".
Taken aback, the prosecuting attorney says, "And... Do you know Mr. Smith here, the defense attorney?"
"Why yes. I know Mr. Smith. He's an alcoholic, who fell off the wagon. He's accepted bribes when he was running for office and he's cheated on his wife four times and one of them was with your wife, Mr. Jones".
The judge called both attorneys to the bench. When they approached the bench, the Judge said, "if either of you two idiots asks her if she knows me, you're both going to the electric chair!"
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